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What is Love? What is Love?

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was very fun!

This was great. Very smooth and great user control. I really like seeing a flash that has a bunch of little hidden things to make you watch it over again, as long as the content works with it. It was worth watching a few times just to try all the links and hidden things. You made enough things going on that it was fun finding the hidden clip. I think the concept was right on and it is one of the better things I've seen here. Keep up the good work.



Zelda: UO Epis:2 Zelda: UO Epis:2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Again, worth a watch.

I can't say much more than I did about part 1. The story is still in it's introductory phase so I really cannot say much about it. Keep it up and don't worry about any deconstructive critisism. It's just assholes trying to give meaning to their talentless abyss of grey matter. You know... "Billy built a higher castle of blocks than me... I'm gonna knock it over now!"



Zelda: UO Epis:1 Zelda: UO Epis:1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Worth a watch.

This was pretty cool. SeaGul's voice acting is good and the others are decent enough. All of the audio clips have that "I didn't record everything on the same equipment" sound, but then that can't always be helped with limited resources. In time I'm sure that you could re-make this and it'll kick the colonic sphincter right out of all ass...


ScootLumpDude responds:

Well my microphne isn't the best in the world, so I can understand why the voices are wierd. I'm gonna work on it though.

Recent Audio Reviews


FFVII - Battle Theme FFVII - Battle Theme

Rated 3 / 5 stars

This is not bad

I mean if you didn't just re-master a midi it's good replication! That's a big problem with doing remakes and having them sound so close to the original. I don't much like things that are directly ripped or repped without some hint of original content. I normally wouldn't bother with a review in a case like this but I would like something original out of you.

I have to say you have some suspicious music up. Nothing you have submitted is original and all of the midis are easy enough to find. I haven't actually voted on the submissions as I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. The reverb kinda masks things too. Try less of a "Recorded from the back pew of a church" mastering.

Submit something original soon. Surely all this study in replication has given you some pretty decent music skills, right? If you can produce something really original of this quality then I'd be impressed


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Beacon515L responds:

"Nothing original?!" Try looking through my stuff properly...
Still, thanks.


Ambiance Ambiance

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not so ambient...

I won't be so nice regarding first timers, but I think it helps develop them. The song was ambient from 1:43 to the end. But everything else seemed like a bunch of pop loops. Ambient music should be something that can easily blend into the background of everyday. It's very definition is music that could be listened to actively or ignored For instance, during some sort of task where the music could otherwise be a distraction. I'd probably be too interested in hearing this to let it be a subconscious background song in any situation. It can be hard to decide what genre to put things under as we are limited here. Not so much your genre selection but the fact that you called it "Ambiance" prompted this rant.

Other than the genre faux pas it's a bit too generic and lacks originality. It sounds like you used popular hip-hop beats and synth pop riffs from the 80s and stuck them together. In fact, this could have been an 80s song. It's solid and doesn't sound like it was mastered in a cardboard box.


onionahoy responds:

Thanks for the productive feedback. :D


Noize of Our Lettered Livez Noize of Our Lettered Livez

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I really like this one!

Lots of good things to hear in this one! It's got layers off stuff. Yummy like lasagna or a good casserole. I really like the glitchy-ness of it all.

Did you bend your own Talking Teacher? Mine was a bit of a mess when I finished it but it's one of my favorite instruments right now.


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